My Heart Rate
Normal:
When I’m with you
When you’re with someone else
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The difference between men and women after a break up
Men:
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
Women
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
Unless you’re Bella Swan
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Reblogging for the Bella Swan thing.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is so true, I can’t even….
HAHAHAH LMAOOOOOOO SO TRUE!!
HAHAH YES! THAT BELLA SWAN THING!!
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So here’s how my math class works
What we learn in class:
1 + 1
Homework:
-55x + 47x
Test:
39048240x^2(3454x + 84) + 8343x(x - 454)(354 - x)
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You eat, you’re fat. You don’t eat, you’re a freak. You drink, you’re an alcoholic. You don’t drink, you’re a pussy. You read, you’re a nerd. You don’t read, you’re stupid. You tell a secret, you’re an attention seeker. You don’t tell a secret, you’re still attention seeking. You let someone in, you’re easy. You don’t let someone in, you’re too uptight. You smoke, you think you’re cool. You don’t smoke, you’re a loser. You’ve had sex, you’re a slut. You haven’t had sex, you’re a frigid little bitch. You wear make up, you’re a slag. You don’t wear make up, you’re ugly. You can’t please anyone. ever.
